update on the state of personal affairs

i found my cellphone!!!! wooooooooOOOO!!!

"but.. but you said someone stole it! You were SURE!!"

Nah. nah. I just misplaced it.

"But.. you were SURE. You said it had to be someone else's fault!"

Nope. It was mine. I just misplaced it. Left it in my jacket pocket. For a WEEK.

"But.. but.. why go on blaming others when the fault is clearly your own? Isn't that a bit irresponsible?"

Hey, don't you have something better to do anyways? Like make me a sandwich or something? Take a shower? Layoff.



--Happy Holidays, from all of your friends at Chronic Schizophrenia!!--

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P.S. Last night I dreamt that my father and I both accidentally discovered each other's pornography, but we were both too tired/stressed to care. Also, Florida was revealed as the original Capitol of the country, and continually referenced as no longer being of such status due to to their insistence that their state was "of intergalactic origin," the news of which I was reading in a local newspaper's sports section.